Try to translate each of the pictorial representation.
Three simple advertisements as follows
really cool ads from neu.de
This site never said a word about dating or singles, just the intension of an idea person.
Lendbee is a closed contact network which allows you to share eBooks, Books, Old Magazines, Old Movie CD/ DVD, educational CD/DVD, Old Games CD/DVD and much more.
Office: Close pals in an office network of like minded people who buy managerial/ management books or Technical, fiction, spiritual or self discipline based books can lend their books. Apart from that people who love movies can lend them to their friends. The best part is no ones knows what movies, books and audio programs you share other than your closed group members. Once you register, you can create as many groups, one could play a role of cynical playboy with girlfriends to totally spiritual types with respect to family.
The best way to save money: each one buys one book or magazine or movies of their choice and share among them selves.
Most parents subscribe to comics like Tinkle, Magic Pot, Tell me why and Amar chitra Katha collections Why not each parent subscribe to one of them and be shared among friends, Exchanging books is simple, children meet at school So ask your parents to register here and make the most of it.
A cool feature is on its way at lendbee, Imagine if you are a designer and in need of black book (Best Award winning Advertisements to logos and inspirational works). You search for that items across groups if found, you could communicate with the person who owns the book through lendbee – both the lender and borrower email id’s are not revealed to either parties. Being a lender your identity is never revealed, but the borrower identity is revealed to the person who owns the book. So that he can decide whether or not to lend.
I don’t blame the women nor the girl child in the first place. I blame myself being part of this, and I think it is the right time to make some changes to help them out.
When was the last time you burned midnight oil to help your Mom or Wife, when they were having a normal fever?
- I love my mom very much, it is that I take her granted that I don’t heed to her advice, some times don’t even suggest to take care of her health.
- In my family any thing in terms of health goes wrong with men (my dad, me and my son). Women (My mom, My wife) seemed to worry a lot, and some times they don’t worry about their own health and burn midnight oil to help us out from running temperature.
About the girl child:
Looking at the number NEWS in India, that raising a girl child is often considered burden. Their main worry is Dowry system, which is slowly getting wiped out.
- Girl child getting aborted
- Girl child getting killed just after birth
- Girl child being in worst child labor
- Girl child being consider less superior in schools
- Girl child molestation in schools
- Girl child rape
- and what not
What are women for?
Don’t blame me for saying women are sex toys, women have a primary goal in life. To give birth to a child. The trait for women is women and not men, their physical appearance when compared to men make them weaker to abide to what men commands. Just because of a command, does the women have to abide by it, think it over, usually (mother/ sisters – in laws) plead or force them to obey the orders.
So what are men for?
Men have more responsibilities, taking care of their children and women, so lies lot of sub tasks as men are usually consider stronger when compared to women generally termed “weaker sex” it is in terms of physical appearance.
About Career Oriented woman:
As India is becoming the fastest growing nations in the world and there is good increase in the women entrepreneur in every field. Well that is good welcome. The sorry state is that women get married after mid 30′s, by worrying about their career. And some don’t even marry, well looking at the above problems they faced during their growing years, they become more matured in state of mind of not getting in to relation. Some feel when in need they get… Well that is true for women and not men.
What does that mean, if women get married late?
Scientifically proven that women have good fertility below or early 30 years of age.
What will happen when girl child numbers get reduced?
Inference: If we are not going to have girl child in the first place and don’t treat them with respect. They will have more options to command over men. Because as the number of women are less, and men being at large, What will be the state of men?
It is time for men to think and act wisely by striking the right balance of nature. Let women survive or shall face the inevitable truth of balance of nature.
You must have had this aptitude test questions asked by some marketing guys or hot sexy ladies during interviews or during a casual talks.
“Suppose you are the conductor, and there are 2 tracks, on one track 5 kids are playing which is the usual path for the train the track 1 and on the track 2 has one kid playing, Now which track will you allow the train to pass through“
What would be your choice?
I choose the track 2 with the one kid, because I didn’t want all of them to die.
Here comes the Smart marketing guy’s answer. Hey, the 5 kids on the track 1 know that it is the usual path for the train. They expect the train to cross on this track, so they will move away. So don’t kill the single kid who doesn’t expect the train to pass on track 2.
Wow, a smart answer isn’t it.
Is there any one in the crowd wants to fight with this Smart Marketing ass.
Well I do, Did you ever notice the missing pieces of text from the above question.
Suppose you are the conductor, and there are 2 tracks, on one track 5 kids are playing which is the usual path for the train the track 1 and on the track 2 has one kid playing, Now which track will you allow the train to pass through. Well the 5 kids do know that the train passes through this track 1 apart from that, the kid on the track 2 also know that the train passes through track 1.
So ask the above question to a close friend to find the answer?, You will get the answers.
The trick comes by concealing vital information, Like saying it is obvious or known fact or even by jumbling words to make it look like it conveys the meaning.
So be careful, when you have conversation with a marketing guys and sexy marketing women too ;). Mostly they win by their words, it’s Ok to loose, but gain the experience.
That is marketing – all marketers are lairs. I didn’t say that, “Seth Godin ” said that.
Well I just pulling my close marketing friends in to debate.
The questions which I asked myself before I bought my car.
When should you buy a car?
When there is a need to commute (atleast 40 KMs a day) or for other reasons like family, prestige etc. The reason why I choose a sedan and not a hatchback was that, I take my car to my native place, which is around 650 KMs away. So didn’t want my family to feel cramped.
What would be the best option to buy a car?
If you have full cash, that is the best option available. If choosing finance, go for atmost 3 years not more than that. Look for any travel agencies their cars would be financed for not more than 3 years. That is the best value for money.
Imagine if you took 5 years finance and at the end of 4 year you are planning to upgrade to a new car. Which I did, selling my Maruti 800. You end up making a huge loss.
Market price of car during the 4year + Finance settlement charges (1 year interest rate + pre closure interest amount) = Market price of your car at the 5 year.
What are the things you should look for?
Safety, Value for money, Space, Looks – these are my terms. May differ with individual.
The moment you drive your car from the car lot, the value of the car depreciates by 20 percent. Shit man. I look for value for money than looks. Look for your ideal car.
What car to choose, Petrol or Diesel, Why?
Petrol cars – good, if you are going to use for your personal and family use and won’t cross more than 50 KMS/day.
Diesel cars – good, if you are going to travel more than 60 KMS and odd/day. That should be better choice when you look at the service point of view. That is one reason you will find most cabs and travel agencies operate Diesel cars than the petrol one.
Now let us break down the pricing details of the car you plan to purchase.
Ex Showroom price – cost that the manufacturer expects, no tax.
On Road Price -Cost of the car + Life time road tax + Annual insurance
Now let me discuss where all you can save money in the price components
- Actual car value – manufacturer price – depends on the dealer. Bargain here with the dealer
- Annual Insurance – Don’t take the policy from the dealer, talk to some private insurance agencies (Bajaj Alliance, TATA AIG, ICICI lombard), even the public players like (New India Assurance) Bargain here
- Life time Road tax – Don’t even dream about it. The Government own our ass.
- Finance (if you have100% cash that is the best option) Don’t take the options from the dealer, talk to private players like (Kotak, ICICI, ABN Amro etc) Bargain here
Sites to visit before you buy a car http://www.carwale.com
The carwale site has enough calculators for eg. the EMI calculator.
Kindly note: I would have asked you not to get leads for the Finance and the Annual insurance from the dealer. Still compare the prices individually and the comprehensive package offered by the car dealer. Check which is the best & Go for it.
compare cars of your choice before you buy, take test drives, show it to your friends and family. You will come to hear about the good and bad about the car which you are planning to own.
Here is my test drive experience on Mahindra Renault Logan
Some more post which are in continuation with Mahindra Renault Logan
- Why Mahindra Logan, Renault Logan, Dacia Logan?
- Mahindra Logan – Usability Explored
- Is your Mahindra Logan in safe hands – After sales, What service
- Mahindra Logan – Look out for the new version
- Mahindra Renault Logan free service – unveiled
- The Devil in my Mahindra Renault Logan
- Tested on animals – Mahindra Renault Logan
What in the world has Baby’s soap got to do with Mother’s Skin or skin show off ads?
First thing first
My applause to the advertising company, for delivering an amazing television and hoarding advertisements on the same theme.
Now to get to the Johnson’s company delivering babies soap. Why do they want the hot, sexy moms to use their soap.
For me Mother is considered sentimental, I can’t imagine anything any more. Anyways thanks for eye popping commercials.
Dove just said “Dove is not a soap, it contains 1/4 moisturizing cream and extra ingredients” Well I didn’t remember the exact words which they delivered on their advertisement long back.
I felt their positioning of the product was better.
Yesterday, I had been to the movie new Billa, featuring Ajith. The remake of Billa is worth, but still cannot match the old Billa featuring Rajinikanth.
Why the new Billa can’t match the old Billa?
- Obvious reason, No Rajinikanth
- Logic is missing. On the data being copied on a USB pen drive, how much time does it take for people to make multiple copies or maintaining copies of data online. And hero fighting just for the USB drive is meaning less.
- Introduction of new Billa look alike , sounds weird. As Prabhu searches the database of a Billa look alike. In old Billa, the introduction of look alike Billa was accidental.
Inspite of all the too much techie, the movie seems to a entertainer, 3 hours just turned in to minutes.
Exceptional sexy glamor role by Nayanthara aka Angelina Jolie of South India (kolliwood), It was more of Matrix and Tomb Raider roles for her. Ajith was just delivering punch dialogues.
Excellent entertainer, worth watching – “Techie Logic missing”.