Think you are having a bad day? Read some of the stories below to make you feel better.
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it.
One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. But keep reading….. .
Still t hink you’re having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.
About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out.
He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse…
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are hav ing a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you’re having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
Now they are called HUSBAND!
Try to translate each of the pictorial representation.
- What if your photos could animate and talk on your blogs or websites?
- What if some photos could explain things, like the product demo?
- What if, you could send some funny e-cards on their birthdays and other occasion?
- What if, you could place them as widget on your facebook and other social network sites?
The options seems interesting, Seems like a next step in product innovation for speech and animation with just photos. The product is in production and should be out before Christmas, Interested, find the product right here.
Bloggers do you need this Talking photos software, check the site for more details, You may get the software for free with license.
Just happened to stumble upon justine’s blog, an ardent apple fan . Her video remarked to be either sarcastic or she really felt for Steve Jobs.
The whole world knows when you buy new Gadgets or Status icon products, they are meant to be bit pricey and as time passes by, old models have to give way for the new model products and the prices have to be slashed in order to keep the old one in the market to meet the manufacturing cost of the production.
I bought my Nokia N70 in India, when the product was just launched it was 25000 INR (USD 500 approx.) and 6 months down the lane it was 15000 INR (USD 300 approx.). Does it mean, we all send mails to Nokia.
What a crap, There are still Iphone users who believe that they have premium product or atleast an usable product.
Well I love Apple for the WOW/usability products, being an ardent fan of the PC for years, I do have second hand Ipod mini Apple did replace the batteries free of cost after 1 yr and would love to possess the Iphone when it hits the Indian market.
Steve I am not complaining, just get us the Iphone to India, even if you hike and reduce the price, there will Indians Apple fan who love your products.
One thing I would like to say “Steve you have crazy Apple fan, who makes crappy videos out of your name”
Justine: No hard feeling, If you felt the post is in appropriate, let me know. ( I am away for this weekend, no computers, no cellphones. Will respond soon.)
A friend of mine just sent me a forward mail. Thought, it would be good to share with all of you. Amazing advertisement
Before the football match between Argentina and Brazil…,
An Argentinean condom company came up with this advertisement to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them
Brazil won the match and their Football organization replied to the advertisement.
A friend of mine just forwarded me the link from “The Telegraph“. So our current health minister has released the statement.
Rules likely to be ready in about three months will seek to make workplaces across the nation tobacco-free
Smoking is banned in public …..
“People can then smoke on the roads or at home,” Ramadoss said, then added that even a home is a “workplace” for maids, and people wishing to smoke at home may need to seek permission from the maid.
the best part is this one
However, a senior official told The Telegraph that the health ministry was yet to figure out how to draw up rules for smoking at home.
If you are trying to save people, Please ban the products in the market, Just like what happened for Gutka (Pan Parag and it me too products)
The law just seemed to take control, just because the media is watching them, as soon some other topic comes in to the main picture, the rest is forgotten
Now every Gutka products are still available in the market
Does any government has any guts to ban the following
- and prostitution
we all know that the revenue comes from the above mentioned first three points
So won’t the statements look funny for the readers.
I completely accept that the above law is good for the people. Hope this works.
NSFW – Not safe for work.
The content isn’t that vulgar, depends on your boss “it could be your wife too . “
I would say the site should atleast score 5 stars for its execution. (hey sarathy uv are you listening, he is a budding director) Good story boarding and ultimate use of technology (flash flv video).
Very less interactivity, all you need is little bit of extra time and you would enjoy the “AXE Product presentation” with lots of chases and wild sexy girls haunting this guy. Unilever parent company of HLL (Hindustan Lever Limited) has hosted this site.
Click Here for the site.