This was a mobile forward from a known friend and it goes like this
Unanswerable questions -
You call it bra (sounding singular) even though it covers two items
You call it panties (sounding plural) when it just covers one single item.What a foolish English people?
Does any one know of any Indian Movies bragging about other Indian Movies?
If you know of one title kindly share on the comments section.
You must have had this aptitude test questions asked by some marketing guys or hot sexy ladies during interviews or during a casual talks.
“Suppose you are the conductor, and there are 2 tracks, on one track 5 kids are playing which is the usual path for the train the track 1 and on the track 2 has one kid playing, Now which track will you allow the train to pass through“
What would be your choice?
I choose the track 2 with the one kid, because I didn’t want all of them to die.
Here comes the Smart marketing guy’s answer. Hey, the 5 kids on the track 1 know that it is the usual path for the train. They expect the train to cross on this track, so they will move away. So don’t kill the single kid who doesn’t expect the train to pass on track 2.
Wow, a smart answer isn’t it.
Is there any one in the crowd wants to fight with this Smart Marketing ass.
Well I do, Did you ever notice the missing pieces of text from the above question.
Suppose you are the conductor, and there are 2 tracks, on one track 5 kids are playing which is the usual path for the train the track 1 and on the track 2 has one kid playing, Now which track will you allow the train to pass through. Well the 5 kids do know that the train passes through this track 1 apart from that, the kid on the track 2 also know that the train passes through track 1.
So ask the above question to a close friend to find the answer?, You will get the answers.
The trick comes by concealing vital information, Like saying it is obvious or known fact or even by jumbling words to make it look like it conveys the meaning.
So be careful, when you have conversation with a marketing guys and sexy marketing women too 
. Mostly they win by their words, it’s Ok to loose, but gain the experience.
That is marketing – all marketers are lairs. I didn’t say that, “Seth Godin ” said that.
Well I just pulling my close marketing friends in to debate.
Trust me after a long time I am seeing an awesome video, predetermined script. This is about twins who can do wonders with an good art director and make mirror pranks
Watch em and enjoy, click here for the video
Just happened to stumble upon justine’s blog, an ardent apple fan . Her video remarked to be either sarcastic or she really felt for Steve Jobs.
The whole world knows when you buy new Gadgets or Status icon products, they are meant to be bit pricey and as time passes by, old models have to give way for the new model products and the prices have to be slashed in order to keep the old one in the market to meet the manufacturing cost of the production.
I bought my Nokia N70 in India, when the product was just launched it was 25000 INR (USD 500 approx.) and 6 months down the lane it was 15000 INR (USD 300 approx.). Does it mean, we all send mails to Nokia.
What a crap, There are still Iphone users who believe that they have premium product or atleast an usable product.
Well I love Apple for the WOW/usability products, being an ardent fan of the PC for years, I do have second hand Ipod mini Apple did replace the batteries free of cost after 1 yr and would love to possess the Iphone when it hits the Indian market.
Steve I am not complaining, just get us the Iphone to India, even if you hike and reduce the price, there will Indians Apple fan who love your products.
One thing I would like to say “Steve you have crazy Apple fan, who makes crappy videos out of your name”
Justine: No hard feeling, If you felt the post is in appropriate, let me know. ( I am away for this weekend, no computers, no cellphones. Will respond soon.)
Technorati Tags: apple, ipod, iphone, crib, apple fan, fan, love, hate, usability, steve jobs, justine, Mac, India
Did you just have trouble with your girlfriend or Wife
Here is a simple trick to give her a mild shock and just win her heart right away.
Take her to restaurant which has mirrors, you need to build up a story.
Here I had build my own story, here is the link
The story is left for you to build one.
Technorati Tags: love, life, wife, girl friend, heart, trickshot, little hearts
My Wife just Sent me a mail, I am not sure about the author, it was a
forward, really funny and tricky way to put things across to
managers
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Priest, may I smoke while I pray?”
But the Priest says, “No, my son, you may not. That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Priest, may I pray while I smoke?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means.”Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
For Example: Can I work on this project while I’m on vacation?!?
I am not quiet suprised, I guess she badly needs a vacation
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Technorati Tags: vacation, request, management, funny, joke, communication, wife
Saw this post on Gashsoon blogs, this one will surely make you laugh. This one is condom box watch the description. So graphics designers/tech writers have to careful with the text atleast the quality guys shouldn't have missed this. Imagine after reading this will there be any customers for this product.
click here to view the post
